February 2012
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computer: EA games
me whispering: challenge everything
December 2011
4 posts
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
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The year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
November 2011
24 posts
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OH MY GOD KILMARNOCK JUST BEAT RANGERS...
so happy rn i cant even
PASCA IS A BRILLIANT CAPTIAN
love this team so much rn its not possible
DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY
danny sturridge is going to rip them to shreds...
fuck off bellamy you twat
oh fuck i thought that went in the net
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ahhfeck:
tomorrow is 11/11/11 not 11/11/11
bloody Americans
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Scottish style Star Wars quotes.
themightychewbacca:
Dae or dae not there isnae a try
Here goan give intae the dark side neebs
Here Luke I am yer da. Yer maw was a tidy burd
It’s a trap ken whit a mean
It better no get a scratch or I’ll fucking malky ye Lando
October 2011
25 posts
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Anonymous asked: football sucks love from anon xoxoxox
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two other things
im guessing we wont be heading the fair play this year then op
and qpr fans can laugh and laugh and laugh right now but after christmas when they come to the bridge they will get stuffed like 5-0 or s/t by us lookin forward to that day so much rn
what is going on in the world of football this...
city beat united 6-1 at old trafford wtf
liverpool drew at home to norwich 1-1 wtf
qpr beat beat us 1-0 down to the referee WTF
lecce managed to score 3 times against ac milan in seria A admittedly losing 4-3 though
and bayern are losing 2-0 atm to hannover in the bundesliga
WHAT IS GOING ON
and we played SO MUCH BETTER than then even having...
the thing is
chelsea werent beaten by qpr
they were beaten by a penalty
and maybe we shouldve had oh idk maybe 3 penalties in the second half
lookin at u foy
lookin at u here
could be worse
just imagine being a man united fan
oh dear david
oh dear bosingwa
oh dear drogba
oh dear team
hate qpr
oh dear
petrczech:
all these arsenal fans laughing at chelsea.
stfu you’re in no position to laugh, we still haven’t forgotten 8-2.
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thiefoflight:
brother
brother help
help me brother i am falling off this ledge
does winning mean more to you than i do
brother why
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Hagrid: Yer a wizard, Harry.
Harry: You're*