interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh- lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb- lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top- lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
The year is 2392 child: mommy i can't sleep mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
OH MY GOD KILMARNOCK JUST BEAT RANGERS JAIKBSADOABCFISBCF so happy rn i cant even PASCA IS A BRILLIANT CAPTIANĀ  love this team so much rn its not possible

OH MY GOD KILMARNOCK JUST BEAT RANGERS JAIKBSADOABCFISBCF

so happy rn i cant even

PASCA IS A BRILLIANT CAPTIANĀ 

love this team so much rn its not possible

DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY

DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY

danny sturridge is going to rip them to shreds this half

danny sturridge is going to rip them to shreds this half

fuck off bellamy you twat

fuck off bellamy you twat

oh fuck i thought that went in the net

oh fuck i thought that went in the net

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Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dót)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body pix.. if u can figure out who I am msg me and we'll kick it. CC required for age but it is free. (annoying i know)

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